"Those foreigners and their bloody pride" HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING DUTCH? The Netherlands once was a Calvinist country, that meant people were humbled by damnation, and vanity is the devil's work. Still the most common imperative among the Dutch is "act normal." However, I would like to give you a little tour of Dutch Science, to show you that the role this little country has played in past and present. It really started with ERASMUS of Rotterdam. He was a witty humanist, making fun of the clerical. His books sold by the ten thousands, and some Paris publishers even made money from unauthorised printing of Erasmus' notes from his wastebasket. He gave the final push to the wave of reformation that engulfed Europe for the first half of the 16th century. It was all an effort to get out of the heavy-handed Spanish Rule, and once independence was gained in 1579 SIMON STEVIN was setting up the engineers school in Delft. He was the first to formulate and experiment with action-reaction principles, detailed balance, mass-independent gravitation acceleration, and the linear conservation of momenta. (Galileo who?) The Dutch he gave de-latinized names for mathematics (wiskunde) and physics (natuurkunde). Another name you might recognize is WILLIBRORD SNELLIUS, who discovered the refraction law for light. He was the first to apply triangulation in land measurements. He died in 1626. The telescope was invented by the Dutch too, around 1600, and an improved construction was by HANS LIPPERSHEY in 1608, who later went on to construct microscopes with multiple lenses. In the 1629 the mathematician ALBERT GERARD was the first to use brackets and abbreviations in mathematics. The first observation of bacteria: ANTONIE VAN LEEUWENHOEK (1632-1723), and the first observation of red blood cells was made by JAN SWAMMERDAM in 1658. But truly the greatest Dutch scientist of all time was CHRISTIAAN HUYGENS (1629-1695), son of the diplomat-poet Constantijn Huygens. He discovered polarization of light, the rings of Saturn, and he invented the pendulum clock. Most stunnily, the HUYGENS Principle for the propagation of light waves is as modern as ever, after we recovered from the particle ideas of Newton and Goethe. The eighteenth century were troubled times for the Dutch: English Wars, German War (bad bishops), Spanish Wars, French Wars, and French Occupation, the end of the Dutch parliamentary power to be regained in 1848. From the French Occupation we have a lasting memory in our names. It was the first time that an official state register was kept. Since it was kept by an occupation force, people entered names like: "born-naked," "never-thought-of," and "human," names that are still around today. At the end of the nineteenth century there was a surge in scientific activities: 'T HOFF introduced the geometrical valence-electron bonds picture to describe organic molecules that is still used today. VAN DER WAALS modelled molecule-molecule interaction and explained the water-gas phase transition. KAMERLINGH ONNES (1853-1926) liquified helium and discovered superconductivity. HENRIK ANTOON LORENTZ made a systematic study of Maxwell equations and the electron, and put the finger on the inconsistencies between Newtonian mechanics and electromagnetism, some of which Einstein finally resolved by the relativity theory. LORENTZ can be seen as the grand master, with the obligatory white beard, of the turn of the century physics, with many contributions and a long career. He, however, did not survive the quantum revolution. Occasionally LORENTZ get mixed up with the Danish physicist Ludwig Valentin Lorenz. They both discovered in 1880 the relation between polarizability and refraction that bears both their names: LORENTZ-Lorenz. But LORENTZ tranformations, LORENTZ gauge, and LORENTZ force are definitely from good ol' Henrik. LORENTZ received the Nobel prize in 1903 together with PIETER ZEEMAN, who studied atomic spectra in magnetic fields and elaborated upon the Faraday effect. PETER DEBYE who developed specific heat laws for low temperatures, was originally Dutch but worked mainly in Germany and the United States, and so was NICHOLAAS BLOEMBERGEN, who received the Nobel prize for developments in laser spectroscopy, work he did in in America. In 1925 two students of Ehrenfest in Leiden, UHLENBECK and GOUDSMIT, came up with the idea of spin-half for the electron. Similar ideas were going around that year but, the great masters at the time Pauli and LORENTZ stopped any progress. However, Ehrenfest sent off his students' work for publication before they themselves were good and ready. They received the recognition for it, and counted themselves lucky with such a teacher. After Ehrenfest HENDRIK KRAMERS took over the chair in Leiden. In the 1930's ZERNIKE in Groningen invented the phase-contrast microscope, for which he received the Nobel prize. In 1948 H.G.B. CASIMIR suggested the possibility of vacuum energy density by analyzing its force on two conducting plates standing parallel, which now bears the name CASIMIR EFFECT. He also gave the name to invariants for Lie Groups. HENDRIK CASIMIR has been head of the research laboratory of Philips electronics company. The arrival of the Belgian Leon van Hove in Utrecht in 1955 gave an impulse to theoretical physics in Utrecht. A bunch of physicists were raised in his tradition: Van Kampen, Hilgevoord, Ruijgrok, and VELTMAN. VELTMAN was interested in spin 1 in Feynman perturbation theory, and developed the first algebraic computer code to do the trace algebra. It was called "Schoonschip," literally "clean ship," a phrase that means cleaning up the mess and starting afresh. Later with his student GERARD 'T HOOFT he tackled the renormalizability of Yang-Mills theories. For which they received the Nobel Prize. There could not be a greater contrast between the two. VELTMAN jovial and loud, always in for a joke and controversies, while 'T HOOFT was a quiet puzzler, who worked best alone. They fell out, which is rather typical of the atmosphere at the theoretical physics institute in Utrecht nowadays. The last person I will mention is SIMON VAN DER MEER, who shared the Nobel prize with Carlo Rubbia for the discovery of the W and Z bosons. VAN DER MEER was the engineer who, in 1970, came up with the idea of steering anti-protons one-by-one in the storage ring, such that enough survided for the collision experiment. When he was asked why he was not working in industry, inventing something useful, he countered: "like what?" The reporter said: "uhuh, I don't know; a three-dimensional television?" VAN DER MEER final words on the subject were: "I don't think that is very useful." --Norbert Ligterink--